I shower every morning that I have to be out in the world seeing people. I have the unlucky combo of night sweating and fine hair, so my hair looks like I'm on day 3 about 36 hours after my last shower. It sucks and I wouldn't do it if I didn't need to. I have to combat the dryness with deep conditioning and lots of…

Once a week. I'm lazy when it comes to personal hygiene. Sorry, ladies!

It's a cheap high but when I'm feeling blue nothing makes the world better than bad 90's pop music, Ke$ha (this is her music before she classed up her name so I'm keeping the dollar sign dammit), wine of questionable quality, and pretending I am the most beautiful woman at the club with the best moves. And because…

I don't know much about Victoria or the Spice Girls. I have always gotten the impression that Victoria is fucking with people.

I thought "Wow, this man is ridiculously good looking and personable, it's hard to believe he's a random guy who took a video of a nice gas station bathroom." Then I saw this: "Filmed at a Shell station in Bohol, Philippines, by model and TV personality Jason Godfrey"

I Can't Believe This Shit

I was just messing with you because you seemed to be taking AnotherVoiceOfaGeneration's joke awfully seriously. :) Sorry for getting a few giggles at your expense. It's my first ever attempt at trolling. I won't do it again. And I agree that a cheeseless pizza, while kosher, would be a pretty sad concept...though…

It's always empty when I'm there (I go 4 times a week), but without fucking fail every time I want to use a specific machine there is someone draped across it, texting for 20 minutes and then loudly complaining to their friend on the machine next to them that they haven't lost any weight and I'm filled with silent…

Use of the club's yacht and a scandalous affair with the tennis pro.

i need a goddamn vodka.

Every time I read an article explaining how white people who think they are helping really aren't... this is the response from so many white people. "I don't know what to do then, maybe I should just do nothing?" If we stay inactive with the excuse of "not accidentally making things worse," we're letting the racist…

Did you even read this? Nobody is asking you to apologize. This isn't about you. The fact that you managed to be offended by this piece is a testament to just how much you don't get it.

It's not always about you.

I am a good white person. ... And do you know what? I don't see a need to apologize for it.

Congratulations, this is the most boring comment in the history of comments.

Guess that answers your question, Klondike.

I have been saying it with more of a French 2-syllable "Felipe"

For Patton, the fact that rape victims in college know their attackers is enough to prove that we're not talking about real rape here.

Diddy did it first: