No, they don't.

At first I thought George Will paid 48K to speak, which was confusing. And even still, he hasn't spoken yet so he hasn't been paid. So it should say "George Will to be paid" blah blah blah. right?

I had to read and re-read the title 5 times and reread the article to figure out what the hell is actually happening. The title reads like George Will the school money to speak there.

Yeah, Hale just basically gave a completely justified excuse for reviewers to use fake names.

Hello, all. I am Of the Internet. I learned to code stupid HTML sites for my Neopets at the age of 10 and I was blogging about how much I hated my small town and couldn't wait to break free by age 12. Neopets became Livejournal and Xanga and they became AlbinoBlackSheep and Something Awful and Ebaumsworld and…

Speaking of megalomaniacs, i.e. I know Powertrip Pinkham will dismiss this instantaneously, could someone explain why, in a story about discrimination, it's OK to continue to bash this site's favorite go-to hated minority, the Germans?

Well, the shit is GROSS and ubiquitous, so backlash was inevitable.

OK... my RSS reader abbreviated that headline to "12 year old girl takes dick"

"We sincerely apologize on behalf of McKenna Peterson's feminism. Please accept these complementary pom pom's as our way of saying we look forward to seeing you on the field. They're pink!"

"We are investigating what happened."

I think "Jealous" is a great tune! Way to go, NJ!

And that'z okay!

Nick Jonas is basically a penis with eyes at this point.

Can Will Smith Convince Jaden Smith To Go To School So He Might Possibly Learn About Grammar, Punctuation And Spelling?

Tweet Beat, now with 100% too much Jaden Smith.

I did it for you. You will be unsurprised to learn this question is asked frequently.

Can Will Smith go on Kimmel and read Jaden Smith tweets out loud?

I'm just imagining the artists looked down at their own bits and said "that looks about right" and didn't want to sculpt/paint them bigger than their own?

"That show is awkward because there's actually no reason for that character to be Indian."

True. But his phrasing scared me a bit. I know those fight exists, out there, somewhere. Should I report myself?