I was thinking there was a 90% chance this article would mention a broom handle

I think we need to limit high school football players’ access to brooms. These things always involve broom handles.

“They opened up an investigation and suspended the season after a week? How could these simple country bumpkins, who only know football and how to till the land possibly make this kind of call so quickly? Surly, they don’t understand things like sexual assault. Why, they are most likely still startled by the daily…

it depends on the country you live in. here in the USA they give out prescriptions for testosterone to middle-aged men like it’s candy.

The hole from which the deuce drops is not worthy of praise.

I didn’t hear that last part, could you speak up please?

You know who looked better than Kirk Cousins yesterday? Teddy Bridgewater. You like that?

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

Thank god he’s gone. Now maybe the Cubs can finally put together a string of winning seasons and win the World Series.

AARON JUDGE HIT 53 HOME RUNS DON’T BELIEVE MLB’S LIES

‘Cause nothin’ lasts forever
Even old Lorenzo Cain

If Sendejo had come in to wrap up and tackle instead of turning himself into a human missile, this wouldn’t have happened.

Member the time Brett Favre gave Michael Strahan the sack record? That's was alright. 

That is exactly what this story screams to me. Same sort of things, except no fall guys.

So let me get this straight... this guy saw what happened to Jussie Smollett and was like, “I’ve got an idea...”

You know how I know you’re gay?











BECAUSE I’M YOU

It should be obvious in hindsight. A real homophobe wouldn’t have correctly spelled “you’re”.

they suspect the host, Seth Dunlap, of accessing the station’s Twitter account and tweeting the slur at himself.

Good because right wing goobers totally need more evidence to angrily shout that all hate crimes are hoaxes 

A) Good