Simmons: Right.

Cam Newton is playing injured and probably has been playing injured for the last 3 or so years. He continued to play, because the Panther’s only other option at that point was...*check notes*...A literal robot who was programmed to throw turnovers and make racial slurs. He didn’t play because he was selfish, he played…

That’s actually pretty Machiavellian.  So it’s definitely not the plan of someone from Arizona.

Make the head football coach responsible for their losses, he’s more likely to get promoted from his assistant position to take his place. Make the boys bball team have a worse record than they would otherwise, his girls team will look better by comparison, and he might get named boys head coach.

See? Two discernible…

Additionally, Vazquez allegedly sent the victim text messages suggesting they would meet for sex after his baseball season was over.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but shitbags like this exist across all nations. It isn’t just America. 

He was hoping with that last name that nobody cared, but the NFL got Dodson here.

Did you even read the article, much less the lede? 

Is your dad a gritty hard worker with a high diabetes IQ?

+1 white curtain on the field

My dad says it’s because he’s a quitter and only cares about collecting a paycheck instead of winning.

He’s got the yips, and when a quarterback has the yips, there is only one thing left to do.

Then it’s on the Steelers for trusting such historical incompetence in the first place. Remember the Raiders is an organization that hired a man who has been out the game for over a decade to run it all, a television personality to assist in picking the players, and the real-life version of Tommy Boy cutting the…

And not all that much money either.

How do people manage to care about a program this irrelevant?

So he wanted to go to the Patriots because they are good and it would burn the Steelers, the Steelers said no, Rosenhaus is his agent, he has a series of bizarre issues that culminate in a demand to be cut, he gets cut, a camera crew following him around happens to catch him finding out and he starts cheering and…

How is it possible for a comment to be this perfect?

Considering the whole time this was happening there was an actual documentary crew following everyone around and filming as much as possible, that makes the comparison even more fitting.

Still more conference championships than Notre Dame.

Tennessee SEC Championships, by decade: