smartlikefox
smartlikefox
smartlikefox

I really enjoy their group chant: “We are Sounders! Bum-ba-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum!”

Sucker punch and then the hop back/runaway. What a bitch move.

LOL too late, fuckers. The baseball gods are displeased and I hope you’re unceremoniously dispatched by the Nats ASAP. 

Never Forget

I completely disagree, the last thing baseball needs is a scandal involving performance enhancing hugs.

I’m convinced the new owners of deadspin bought a massive insurance plan and are intentionally sabotaging the site to cash out. Good article Chris, too bad a half dozen ads and autoplay videos crash it every paragraph. 

Well, Thank God they got Osuna!

The male subject responded, ‘no, can you give me 10 seconds.’”

Aiming for that sweet sweet Astros front office position. 

Joe Westworld

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

Booze + misogynist culture. Booze alone does not make you do things like this, but someone who is only not groping women because someone will slap him on the wrist will totally do it when he doesn’t fear punishment because he’s trashed. I have been shit off my ass before and hit on people, heard “nah, not into it,”

It’s a sign of the times that I’m wondering whether or not there should’ve been a “/s” on this.

Which part of your Rhet/Comp professor’s liver will you claim credit for killing with your believe that the red herring fallacy (more commonly called “whataboutism”) is a rational or even halfway intelligent play in this moment?

I mean, fuck, the Pepe avatar in the upper left corner of the video should’ve been a dead

Taubman was holding a cigar

This is more embarrassing than my unintentional smear campaign against Sports Illustrated when Kathy Ireland was on the cover.

I know the article is primarily about the kid falling off the face of the earth. But this somewhat recent allegation could help paint the crazy religious, secretive lifestyle they’ve always maintained.

“Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker...”

Why replay the game? Should be automatic forfeiture....only way to shut these guys up once and for all.