My friends and I would regularly say, “I hate you and I hate your ass face!”

I saw the stats that there have been 6 deaths from batted balls and 3 from foul balls.

The AL central for a bit. 

If hockey has  the best, baseball has the worst hair.

This dude went to my high school and his dojo was around the corner from my house! He was a rough looking dude back then!

“...thats on me, nobody else. WE didn’t make the right call...”

On Wednesdays they become the Chicago Wieners. I have a shirt. The logo is great! 

Heyward was hitting .192 against lefties and Morgan hadn’t given up an extra base hit all season. And Cishek and Morrow both had the1st and 3rd longest homer-less streaks blown up. Tough night for relievers.

I’m beginning to sound like my dad, but Canada immigration policy IS a problem.

Maybe one of those Earths has the Mets batting in order?

Funky Buttlovin

Came a long way for this.

Is this the first official weird injury of the season? 

Sovereign has my all time favorite Yelp review.

I usually keep random letters that I think might be from people but I’m not sure if they are too

I see what you did there.

I got a World Series ring while working for a certain orginaztion and had to sign a contract that I wouldn’t sell it, and if I didn’t want it the team would buy it back for a dollar.

It boggles my mind how this site can have 9 articles on concussions in football and then “check out this awesome video of this guy getting knocked the eff out” for MMA. It’s all brain injuries guys.

Damn, Chicago local news has been completely inept.

30 YEARS?! *walks out of room mumbling*