smartlikefox
smartlikefox
smartlikefox

“I really don’t want this to be about me or anything about me.”

Sick and tired of reading about all these rich, old guys getting off. 

Who am I to deny the Threegional Manager a quick lunch beer?

White shirts, white hair, white fan, race attack.

The View could really develop a nice call and response between her and the audience if every time she brought up McCain as her father the audience would respond “That’s why you’re here!”

She’s flogged that corpse so much her LinkedIn profile lists “Grave Robber” as a newly acquired skill.

“Look, technically she’s not even an owner of the Cubs”

She’s dropping N bombs. No one’s going to be interested in participating in her rehabilitation tour.

Anything you post on social media is not private, the user made it publicly available. And, as a Social Media Editor, yes, your public social media history should be reviewed.

What are the odds on “Ambien bender?”

Holy fucking shit, that was waaaaay worse than I was expecting. What a terrible piece of human garbage. I can’t help but laugh about her mocking somebody *else* for just making money through Instagram. Bitch, your position only exists because we haven’t yet trained robots to do it. It’s the weakest type of advertising

I don’t know, I think I’m fine with the process, here. I don’t like the idea of employers digging through their potential hiree’s private lives (though I know it’s done).

Seriously. The next person they should consider firing is the clown in HR who let her get through.

Place your bets:
“I have black friends.” - 1/2
“I was hacked.” - 1/2
“I’m being silenced/targeted by the liberal media.” - 4/5
“I’m a young, dumb kid and didn’t really mean those things.” - 3/1
“I was kidding.” / “It was satire.” - 4/1
“I’m being quoted out of context.” - 5/1
“I was drunk.” - 7/1
“Fuck yeah, I’m racist. White

That was...worse than I expected

Over/under on the odds of her having an especially grating lilted vocal fry?

Got to say, that’s pretty ingenious by the Chinese spy machine:

Fucking dirt worshiping cocksuckers. Better than getting traded to the Yankton Snatches though.

Gruden is the GM of the year.  He’s directly responsible for 2 teams winning their divisions.  He managed to save Jason Garrett’s job while inflating the ego of Jerruh.