My vote is for Large Adult Son on the right.

If you remember the name of a curler, you are by definition a huge curling fan.

That he can't stop smoking long enough to pass drug tests worth literal millions of dollars should tell you all there is to know about whether he's addicted or not.

I explicitly remember Tim Meadows letting us all know that it’s not habit forming, the safest drug there is, and we don’t want no part of that shit.

You can have an addiction to anything so yes, addiction to marijuana.

It’s embarrassing how often “lose” is spelled as “loose.”

LaRue Martin holds the records for fewest total points by a number one pick, with 1430. Anthony Bennett has 658, and is playing in the G-League. Fultz is at 255. With all the advanced stats, film of every game and psychological analysis, how are teams getting worse at this?

The cameras were just to make sure Embiid wasn’t living there rent-free.

Surprised Ben didn’t just go in anyway. He seems the type of guy to do that.

And it cost $18 billion.

Is Craig T. Nelson still the, ahem, Coach?

I bet it was Cleveland PD’s newest officer... Schmadam Schmefter.

Their offense is literally designed around a QB who Kaepernick backed up and then replaced, but I guess they’ve already substituted the Sanchez package and for some reason an error keeps popping up when they try to delete it.

Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the…

NINE NINE!

99!

Dear god how I love Andre Braugher on that show.

Any Aussie can tell you when you throw Aubameyang, it’s sure to come right back at you.