Sir, this is an Arby’s drive-through.

The Vikings are always a bunch of bitches when  they’re about to lose, speaking from experience as a Bears fan.   LOL @ Drew hope you’re crying you drunk driving POS. 

“Daddy, no!”

I call them the foreskins because while the majority of Americans don’t see them as necessary there is a group of people who clamor on about keeping the sanctity of keeping them intact.

I haven’t seen a career this badly derailed by a joint since Douglas Ginsburg.
#DennisMillerJokes

So basically, he’s having trouble figuring out which shitty plays to call because his all-time great QB keeps calling better ones on the field? That’s not alpha-male, that’s just stupid.

“Well, at least someone else knows what it’s like to be speared.”

Remember in the preseason, everybody was freaking out like, “They’re gonna call that new helmet rule 10 times a game, it’ll end football as we know it!” Turns out they don’t give a shit.

It’s a good thing you we’re wearing that helmet, Sir!

They could burn Nicolas Cage in a straw man that big.

Wow. You innovated twice. Excellent work. 

I write a semi-regular fanpost series on the SBNation boxing blog, BadLeftHook, tracking bad boxing judges. I don’t expect to be compensated, because it’s a fanpost; there’s no advertising, and it’s not on the main blogroll. It’s just something to engage with the community there, and to work out my frustration at all…

Did he at least get to sign Sherry’s birthday card?

Find a bear trap and stick your head in it.

Larkin was suspended just three games for the hit.

I have no idea.

“They’re scheduled to play the Raiders in Oakland on Dec. 9. They’ve played just three games there since 1995. They’ve lost all three.”

And they likely expected that to be a top-15 or even top-10 pick given all the question marks about the Bears going into the season. And then Mack calmly strapped the entire franchise to his back and hauled them to an absolutely unfathomable 8-3 tied for 4th best record in league right now.  It’s beautiful.

Did you google, “What would Mark Davis’s haircut look like on a big red ass?” to find that picture?