I’m just going to assume this article sat in the copy editor’s inbox for like 13 years?

+1 midi version of The Girl from Ipianema

Not the Brees!

Thank you for introducing me to my new hobby: looking up 6-month-old SI covers to see how things went.

Strawman’s Anthem

“Still thinking of Abraham Lincoln as the guy who lost the 1858 Senate contest to Stephen Douglas? Think again.”

In the UFC, that's parsley for the course.

In six months, when I go to my next dentist appointment, I’ll read this and get back with you Laura. 

It’s time to rethink LeBron James. I mean, he didn’t even get to play college ball.

I sort of think SI has a point. There have been some pretty vocal critics of Brees over the years and I think it’s good to build a case for why those people should be alone on Mother’s day.

I’ve starred this the other 50 times someone made the joke, so why not one more?

who said anything about an “obligation.”? Smart has no “obligation” to share his methods with any other coach, either. But he’s not a sanctimonious prick.

Over 550 Canadian wins?

Did this kid play high school hockey in Minnesota?

Yeah if only Matt Stafford had some freakish, once-in-a-generation receiver he could throw to I bet that would put this team over the top.

That only narrows it down to two, though!

You leave Hawk and Animal out of this. 

which blonde race baiting Nazi lady?

Any vote that isn’t for the Blonde Race Baiting Nazi Lady is wrong.