He seemed genuinely surprised each and every time a TE screen was called. Like, I’m not sure he’d actually seen one before last night. 

“Me And My Boy Snuck Into The Greatest Football Game Ever Played”

Kevin Durant pretends to be a badass by using profanity

Dad?

You’re not supposed to be racist OUT LOUD...! You're supposed to couch it in euphemisms and stereotypes, ya goofball! 

I don’t like to bookmark my favorite porn vids either.

It’s not the battery percentage that’s concerning, it’s the 73 tabs on a mobile browser

It is hard to know since in practice the “defenseless receiver” rule seems to be the “you hit the receiver too hard” rule. It is applied very unevenly.

Obviously this was a clean hit, but it still has me wondering: Does the “defenseless receiver” rule also apply to a defensive back going for an interception?

I nominate this for Comment of the Year. 

She's got a unique talent for not making old rich white guys feel uncomfortable.

That’s just the PTSD.

It’s a sad day when she gets an NFL job before Colin Kaepernick.

She should fit right in with Williams. They have both helped execute successful bounty programs.

Rice is a shrewd choice for the only organization in America that tortures more people than the Bush administration.

How many people in the stands called 911 on the running back for going about his business on a Saturday afternoon?

This hill, right here is the one you wish to perish on?

Good lord! Yale hasn’t been this disrespected since The Krokodiloes sang a pop medley at the intercollegiate recital when jazz standards were clearly specified in the program!

Wow, Kevin Durant is really sensitive about his gruyere derriere.