I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

McDermott and Peterman should walk out of the stadium at halftime and start looking for new jobs.

Great article! With your permission, my fellow editors and I would like to include it in the forthcoming anthology, 99% of Americans Imperiled By House Tax Bill.

I used to loathe Lavar Ball. I thought he was a grandstanding troll that was coasting on the athletic ability of his oldest son.

The new wallpaper is flowers and listening devices.

“Hey does this coffee taste like alpha particles to you?”

True but the level of self-righteousness he routinely displays combined with the murders makes Lewis an impressive contender in this race.

Ray Lewis, no question.

Because liberals enjoy shooting themselves in the dick in the name of political orthodoxy.

He apparently also fucked Senator Bob Taft. What a life!

These guys all could have learned a thing or two from that Ohio judge/Governor candidate who has fucked 50 attractive women.

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

I feel like ambivalence is the only appropriate reaction to have here.

Is it considered cannibalism if that sandwich was made with white bread?

its a tie for last place.

The white people, both liberals and conservatives, that rush to defend Nazis and the KKK on behalf of free speech haven’t been as vocal about this. Hmm.

The owners, though, have considered other successors. A confidant of one owner reached out to gauge whether Adam Silver, the NBA commissioner, would be interested in running the NFL, to which Silver immediately said no. Owners have also considered looking to the International Olympic Committee for someone with global…

I don’t think he can be happy about the way things are going. He can have fleeting days of triumph when a scheme to pressure or dupe his way into still more money and power at someone else’s expense is successful. He can keep score of his money and leverage and deals and connections and gloat from time to time, but…

You, my friend, are stupid, rich, or stupid and rich. Whichever it is, I envy you.

I know. These people have such a boner for the police but are perfectly happy to hamstring them when reality doesn’t fit into their worldview.