Can I squeeze in here to ask everyone if you’re sheltering in place with another person or people, are you at the point where you want to smash their skull or skulls in?

Honestly, has anyone ever successfully picked up a woman by whipping their junk out and tricking them into looking at it? Do guys really think this will work?

“The male subject responded, ‘no, can you give me 10 seconds.’”

“it’s in their hands now”

Because the problem with rich people is that they can buy their way out of anything, just like how corporations include lawsuits and fines into the cost of doing business.

[watches and rewatches the clips from many angles, and at various speeds]

[converses with video replay review center officials]

You can’t actually see the hand shake. And Mayfield does seem to wiggle his hands a bit at the end. It could easily be a hand slap rather than an actual shake.

Meanwhile at Deadspin we rely on ranking a team on the ELITE - FRAUDS - BUTT continuum

I’m not a journalist, but I think this article lacks credibility without a quote or at least a “No comment” from Marvin Lewis.

I was sleepy so maybe I mis-heard him this morning on SC, but James Harden seemed awfully accommodating to the Chinese government while speaking to reporters in Japan about this. It’s one thing for an idiot President to sell out Hong Kong (not to mention the Kurds, but they don’t buy a lot of NBA merch so let’s leave…

I’m sure the million ethnic Muslim Ugyhurs residing in the Xinjiang re-education camps will be happy to hear about the NBA’s commitment to Chinese fans as they assemble for their 5 a.m. re-education seminar. It will make their morning rice gruel taste so much sweeter.

Fish having trouble with women. Maybe Matt Barnes can help?

Not convinced that that’s how it works.

As a fan of both candidates (Bernie and Warren), Bernie’s platform is inarguably more progressive than Warren’s and has decades of espousing those views on his side. If we are really asking people to be more progressive, this particular “old white man” is likely the best choice.

“If teams lower ticket prices too much, they could devalue their product and drive away those customers who still pay hundreds or thousands of dollars each season for a premium experience.”

Ain’t no Cousins apologizing for butt stuff down here.

Ravens later tweet
“Odell Beckham Jr. says he deeply regrets the role that he played the day of the incident.”

Watching Rovell, of all people, twist in the wind explaining why free-market capitalism is actually bad in this case is really making my afternoon.

Won't somebody think of the capitalism!

Is that cheating if it’s under the guise of what was originally intended? Free market system for talent isn’t originally intended.