If Obama left him a dead fish inside the box that said Pandemic Plan, why haven’t they fixed it.  He has had the job for 3+ years now, it’s time to grow up. 

Oh hey, looks like I found my wife’s burner account.  Happy birthday!

If DreamHouse doesn’t exist then why does my good friend Lanei Kekua have it on her LinkdIn profile?

Nah, he just wanted to be on a fast track to the Supreme Court.

A terrific impression of Mike Pereira. 

Also known as the Flacco- Trump- Trump Jr continuum.  

It’s not surprising he took a step back from Morey’s initial tweet.  Maybe even two or three. 

I support Warren because she has better ideas.  Why do you feel the need to make it about race and gender?

Terrific short term strategy.  

Yes but the supply of games hasn’t changed in 20 years.  

They have simply labeled the status quo as capitalism and everything that is a change as socialism because it benefits them. There no more transparent example than Rovell arguing against a truly capitalist change in the law.  

All I know is it was a fumble and Golden Tate did not catch that ball. 

Unless it was caught on video.  

Was it disclosed to you that there would be baseball games when you moved to wrigleyville. 

And he’s back in college continuing his excellence.  

Commissioner Brady’s first day in office:

Anything in there about picking up the dribble at the three point line before a lay up. Asking for a friend.

For the life of me I can’t understand why Iguodala wouldn’t want to play in Memphis.  

Employed by the Knicks, Keith’s name does not check out. 

What is the eSECuse for Arkansas loss to San Jose State