All the skills of Stevie Wonder, except that Stevie could see.

I just wanted to say, fuck you, for calling pizza, za.

I’m just relieved these guys didn’t accidentally enroll in any Shanghai U classes during their short detainment. Otherwise, the NCAA would’ve had to get involved.

I’m going to actually miss all the yellow ribbons tied to the trees in my neighborhood. They’re like Xmas lights, hundreds of them tied to every branch of every tree as far as the eye can see, placed there by people who vowed to never rest until our long national nightmare was over and America’s best returned home to…

He offered to not offer a pair of ZO2’s

He’ll be joining the police force within 5 years.

Oh, honey.

Now that’s something I’m not shocked at. Elon Musk has the empathy quotient of a cottonmouth crossed with a pet rock. Considering systemic racism is likely common among the kinds of people he feels comfortable hiring for management jobs (its sadly common in the high tech industry, another of those things that need to…

Official That Guy™ Comment.

Always a solid move for a white South African employer to tell a black employee to toughen up and just deal with working alongside a racist.

Is it true un-promoted commenters can go but not mingle (or make direct eye contact) with Deadspin staff?

Low-hanging fruit is the sweetest fruit.

Obviously an Australian spy, the rotors are spinning in the other direction.

It’s not like the Democrats are without sin.

I was at a Sonic Youth concert back in the nineties, and there was a guy who was flailing around alone when they were performing the song “Flower”, which isn’t exactly their most punk-rock moment. His arms were extended and his hands were balled up in a fist, and no one else was doing what he was doing. He ended up…

Both if my folks are veterans. Served in the Air Force in the 80s. To them, and the attitude of most people they knew then, it was just a job that where you happen to wear a uniform. But now my regional grocery chain has “hero parking” for troops and emergency responders. Home Depot has purple heart parking.

Nope. They wouldn’t let him in years ago because he was such a loser. Certainly not gonna do it now.

Rich greedy assholes bickering over how to distribute shitloads of money that they and their children will never live long enough to spend.

And Koetter was supposed to be some big prize they had to get rid of Lovie for. I don’t think the healing can truly begin until we move on from Jameis the Anus. I also think firing Gruden after a 9 win season has cursed the Bucs with the coaching gods, similar to what firing Harbaugh has done to York and the Santa…

at least once every two weeks, when I hear about the Bucs struggling, I go “shit, who’s their coach again?” and eventually I end up googling it when my mind comes up blank.