Wait just a minute here.

Good thing we don’t pay the athletes. Otherwise the process could be corrupted...

Lucky for him, it becomes guaranteed when the owners put him on the Intellectually Unable to Perform (IUP) list.

Why do I have the feeling you’re a Boston sports fan?

1. It’s a story about a greatly beloved ballplayer that died in an air accident. I don’t know if you’ve ever flown, there are so many things that can go wrong causing erratic flight. We have no clue what was happening in the plane shortly before the crash.

2. Felger…

In Wisconsin, Low Cholesterol is a medical condition.

Pre-existing injury? You mean like playing in the NFL?

Are they saying he failed to disclose the condition when he signed the contract? Because he had to have passed a physical at that time. He certainly could have had something and it could have been missed. Teams are not going to MRI every joint in his body. But it would seem the burden of proof would be on the Packers…

Whatever you believe about the circumstances of Halladay’s death, and what it means for the family he left behind, there are ways, and times to say the same things without being a giant asshole. It’s like yelling at a mom at her sons’ funeral that he shouldn’t have done so much heroin. There’s a place and time for…

What’s so weird abt that?

My bet is on a broken neck from an unsuccessful auto-fellating attempt.

Yup, you wanna think that, that’s totally fine. Hell, I’m inclined to think that that’s kind of a dumb way to go out too. But I’m not gonna harp on how stupid I think it is for 10 minutes to an audience of thousands of people. That’s shit you keep to yourself. Nobody needs that take, especially not right after the…

I take it he’s on bottom?

If that’s the take you want to take, that someone shouldn’t be a thrill-seeker (I guess?), that’s fine. All I’m saying is, maybe wait until the guy has been cold and in the ground for a while before you start throwing that shit around. Otherwise, you’re kind of a fucking ghoul.

Wait, isn’t this the moron who’s always shitting on people for taking paternity leave? What an opportune moment to publicly remind people to care more about their families.

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.

I also bumped into Jeff Fisher on a checkout line recently. It was at a 7-Eleven in Montana. However, after he left it was a 7-Nine.

So please explain to us in states that went blue how we could have done anymore? Please explain to us how millenials (the majority of which live in blue states) can do more? Its not 1 person=1 vote. The electoral college did this. Giving equal power to small communitues that have the lowest education scores and…

Might be a good time to remind yourselves to get your millennial asses out of bed in a few years and VOTE next time. These nimrods put Trump in office because they were willing to spend a couple hours in line last November and you weren’t. Yes, you actually have to leave the house and spend 35 minutes in your local…

There are only 475,000 people in Staten Island.

Just because you were in a shitty union doesn’t mean you can extrapolate that all unions are shitty.