I am projecting here a little, but I can’t be alone in thinking there’s a fair number of Ravens players wish that Ray Lewis would just fuck off.

Be fair. It’s probably early-onset CTE that causes selective memory loss when confronted with evidence of a murder.

This is almost as bad as the time I got kicked out of my ex-girlfriend’s parents house for just-the-tipping.

It’s ridiculous to say CTA caused Aaron Hernandez to kill. It’s far more reasonable to say it caused 2, maybe 3 tops, of his many killings.

He said he’s now open to trying new things he’s never experienced before. Like pussy.

“The fans would have paid for it,” he insists of a new stadium.

“Raymond Perez Jr., is not your average Raiders fan.”

Joke’s on him. Wentz uses direct deposit.

The idiots who like Adam Sandler deserve Adam Sandler.

I really wanted to believe this woman, but then I read the part about the fake Facebook users, and now I TOTALLY believe her story.

My list. You can be dead or fictional, but not both.

Larry’s ranked by a Larry:

If she was hiking slowly, she would have been passed by other hikers. If she was doing 30 miles a day in a normal 10 hour day she would have passed other hikers. If she was slowly hiking 30 miles a day she would have yo-yo’d between being passed and passing others. There is no scenario where she would have been able…

I saw her on the trail!

-Lennay Kekua

After retiring from Ligue 1, Zoural was immediately signed to a 3 year/$9 million contract with MLS.

Thanks, but the last time I tried to chat up a random sixteen year old online it started this WHOLE BIG THING.

Yeah, I just don’t think her story has legs.

“I don’t know of anyone who would have the patience to stick with my slow pace.”

Look, I understand that you are upset about black people being murdered, but can we discuss it in a way that removes the black people and the murder? That would make me much more comfortable.

Is anyone surprised though? I agree, this is all bullshit, look how it was spun. Where there is a way to find tragedy (an actual disaster, socioeconomic problem, race problem, etc) and spin it into marketing and dollars you can bet your fucking home that it’ll happen.