Lololol Red Sox (and New England sports in general).

27 World Series titles to 8.

The NFL should farm out all of its offseason interviews to the NBA.

Take that for MAGA.

Obviously, it’s edgy. It makes people uncomfortable. But that’s good. I want people to be uncomfortable.

In response, the Grizzlies have shown their commitment to ridding the city of old offensive statues by letting Zach Randolph go.

Right? I’m not sure how one can trademark a saying that is a rip-off of someone else’s already copyrighted work...

Huh. I’d’ve guessed hepatitis.

Reminds me of a joke I heard which went like this:
Q: What do you get if you drive through Tallahassee real slow?
A: A degree from Florida State

Dear Mike Pence,

I should have fired Mueller. At least I have the best cell. The best. #MAGA

—Prisoner 45

> The players not standing for the national anthem is offensive because of the sacrifices that people make that allows these guys to enjoy the success that they have

Considering he thinks everyone, from hurricane survivors to boy scouts, is coming out to rally for him, I think we can safely assume he thinks he is the sun around which Obama orbits. There are no traditions, only things he just thought up.

Rick Santorum just needs to choke on some Santorum.

How great would it be if the first letter of each paragraph spelled out F-U-C-K-Y-O-U?

It’s like you can’t even shoot a 12 year old boy and get away with it anymore. HE WAS BLACK!

remember? wasn’t that like 2 days ago

In case you haven’t met a vet that has absolutely no problem with any of these protests and doesn’t feel disrespected in the slightest: Hi, it’s nice to meet you.

I’ll trade it for their not shooting any 12-year-olds with little warning and then lying to cover it up.

I guess the consequence is that some police won’t get free tickets to a Browns game. Not sure who’s the loser there.

To save time, just throw it directly into your toilet.