Have you actually read the post, you clown?

I am charmed that there are apparently people out there who think it’s wise to give large sums of cash to Curt Schilling directly, some even in person.

And don’t forget, you can FedEx some cash to him too! Definitely a better idea than organized relief efforts.

How can I help that will also make me the story?

Am i still allowed to hate Curt Schilling?

Yeah, I can’t help but wonder if Schilling thought he was just gonna pull up into an intersection labeled “Houston” and the townfolk would come gather round his trailer like villagers around the Pony Express rider.

One thesaurus star for you good sir.

Hoyer is the best QB for the Browns on that list, Garcia is the best overall. Yikes.

Damn this new Kinja flow. Time to put it in the right one.

So they went on this Jeremiad against Ezekiel in order to throw The Book at him?

There’s also a lot of scholarships that are given to less connected, poor but exceptional students to go to Ivy league schools.

We must pretend we have a meritocracy or else discussions about taxes, social programs, etc. would hinge on their effectiveness, not some vague moral argument about who “earned” it.

So the next time a batter has a nagging injury, I assume CC will serve up some meatballs.

Just meet out in centerfield, boys

That’s nothing, the Giants hold a AAA outfield meeting every game.

I didn’t know they held AA meetings in centerfield at Yankee Stadium.

It’s perfect that the Seahawks are next because the only player possibly more phony and manufactured that Watt is fucking Russell Wilson. I hate them both on a very irrational level.

One of the worst parts about living in WI are the mouth-breathing Packers fans who look for any reason whatsoever to fellate the Watt family as if they are Wisconsin’s first fucking family or something. They swear that if only the packers could find a way to get the two Watt’s on the roster they will never lose again.…

You mean the very first thing in the article?

You did see the part where someone specifically emailed him to tell him he was looking forward to it among the misery, right? And that mostly this is all in good fun for laughs