I’m thoroughly in agreement with the Rangers (Astros too, come to that) fucking right off, but the Rangers made a pretty good offer. The Astros were the ones who decided they couldn’t live with playing a few extra games in Dallas.

Didn’t you hear? The people who saw the injured man beside the road before the good Samaritan came along didn’t stop to help because no one asked them to.

Wait, that’s what the Coliseum used to look like?!? They ruined it...

I like Derek Carr’s suggestion. I’m sure there are over $60B in unredeemed beer cans sitting out there ready to pay one year of the nation’s college tuition.

For real. Yesterday someone on MSNBC was talking to a man from the national guard, they were broadcasting the call. The reporter asked if the national guard guy had any important messages to convey- his answer was, “DON’T SHOOT. If people are in stores taking food and supplies, they are in survival mode, and we’re…

They ruined this view to build Mt Davis to lure the Raiders back, only to have the Raiders eventually leave them again. Idiots.

They finally found an answer to the question of“How could Vegas possibly be filled with even more assholes?”.

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Please further note that the $40.00 USA cap is available on his website with all proceeds going to his 2020 presidential campaign. Because why not right?

“He obviously felt that they needed to do some things to become relevant,” said McElwain. “And that was his choice in doing it. It’s probably not something I’d do, so it’s all right. That’s saying a lot, too. I’ve done sharks.”

This whole stupid rivalry has really humped the shark.

He’s just reporting what he’s heard.

Hi, Texan here. I’ve seen a lot of this over the last few days and it frustrates me. Y’all know that 43% of voting Texans voted for Hillary, right? And Houston (currently underwater!) went blue? https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/texas?mcubz=0 

To be fair, Houston voted for Hillary by an 11 point margin and elected an openly gay mayor three times.

No good can come of this. I have said this before, but I will keep saying it for as long as I have to. Militaries need enemies to justify their existence. When you militarize the police, the police will look for enemies. They aren’t going out to fight other police forces, so citizens become the enemy.

Wait, people really say they’re a Texan first? Are they the same people who scream about disrespecting the flag, or Colin Kaepernick disrespecting the anthem?

I live in Texas and I have for several years. I have family in Houston. My family in Corpus have evacuated. Now, many fellow Texans speak about how much of the affected areas are democratic and we shouldn’t punish them for being part of a hateful state. That may well be the case but then we (Texans) should cut the…