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Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

gonna sign with Arsenal

Get well Drew.

“This is some pretty heavy stuff.”

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

Oh my fucking god, Drew! I’m so sorry that you went through that and I’m so fucking happy you’re alive! To share I went through something milder than that last year. I had 3-4 episodes where I was shaking badly. One time when I was going to work and it was so bad I couldn’t put the lid on my coffee; a stranger had to

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

Not just subtext, but also, like, Martin’s entire practice of subverting both fantasy fiction tropes and our own beliefs about particular characters throughout the course of the series. 

I like how the whine culminates in the demand to “subvert my expectations”. This man’s expectations were not sufficiently subverted!

WAHHHHHHHH MY BEDTIME STORY WAS NOT TO MY LIKING WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHH I COULD WRITE A BETTER ONE

I WON’T

BUT HEAR ME OUT: I COULD

Change.org soon after the episode aired and has since garnered over 16,000 signatures. The idea that HBO would be willing to reinvest the unimaginable amount of time and money it took to make the most expensive season of television ever produced simply because fans didn’t like it is inherently ridiculous.

Late in the day, but you just won comments.

Pack it up folks, try again tomorrow.

Them: All I know is, if you’re gonna tell me that a child is going to travel the world for eight years training and learning to become a master fighter, I’ll tell you’re being ridiculous.

Oh yah, winter’s coming, dontchaknow. Heckuva deal for us white walkers.

I kind of wish he had a super heavy Minnesotan accent, and I also kind of wish when he killed Theon he would have looked right at the camera and had asked: “Cold enough for ya?”.

You’re confused. Sansa is just a character, Sophie Turner is the actress (and powerful psychic Mutant possessed by a cosmic entity with godlike powers) who plays her.

He’s lamenting what he feels is a loss in journalistic integrity, he’s pining for the salad days if you will.

when rich people hear that we want everyone to get equal access to healthcare, they naturally assume that means they’ll have to suffer the way we do, because they know that their extreme wealth depends fundamentally on our poverty

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?

What does that make the High Sparrow, then?