Then cut to Arya singing “Do you want to build a snowman?” to Sansa.

My wife said she doesn’t think about other people when she masturbates (as in, no one else, including me), she just feels herself making herself feel good...is she an alien, or just lying?

Shut the fuck up, troll.

A few years ago we needed a kids stepstool, the cheapest one on all of amazon was Flyers branded. I like hockey and cheap shit so it was a no brainer.

Try the birchbark house series by Louise Erdrich. My daughter (9 yrs) has read most of the little house series and all of the birchbark house series. Read about it and decide for yourself, we both really enjoyed the stories and the Erdrich is an excellent writer.

Marchessault’s dirty ass butt end in Oshie’s back a minute prior was just as likely to break a rib as Wilson’s blindside hit. If the refs don’t police the players will. Doesn’t excuse either play, but expect more of this when refs don’t make calls. The only reason it didn’t also happen to Reaves is that he is a beast.

Not one goddamn quark of that recording has a fucking Y sound in it!

This is really fucking hilarious, the writing is so spot on it conjured it’s own voice. I need more of this content!!

Another day, another groundhog...the end times are here:

Hah. Lets dissect the many places in which your attempt to be clever fall flat.

And yet still you complain that the writer of the article you clicked on is complaining under the headline “my enemies in nature, ranked”. Maybe the writer finds your take moronic, and is aghast at the total logical failure of your argument, which will soon be read by tens of people. Perhaps he has a case for moral…

Father of 3, aged 18 mo-9 yrs - I’ve had SO MUCH GOOD NACHOS in the last 9 years, but by the time the kids are asleep and I am up to bat, the ballpark is closed. Perspective.

If one thinks of nachos upon getting to third base on their wedding night, methinks a third base coach is not going to solve the problem.

The mistakes yourselves are insignificant, their not worth worrying about!

after a few weeks, I don’t even want rice/pasta/potatoes or fruit. I had some bread last week and it made me sick. Once you transition away from sugars, you don’t want it anymore, and it’s insanely easy to maintain

Goddammit, I just wanted to come here and BettmanBash™ in peace and you had to go and make sense and shit. LAME-O!

This deserves so many more stars.

Good one, Drew

It depends on what type of freeze or fraud alert you put on your credit. A credit freeze lasts from 7 years to infinity depending upon which state you live in - if you did this you should’ve received a PIN from the credit agencies that you would use to lift the freeze.

That’s the real Scut Farkus! Nice touch!