smarmiam
I am Smarm, Smarm I am
smarmiam

I’m 6'4" with a 36' inseam and I am definitely on Beucheler’s side here. You sacrifice the leg room during the pre-takeoff check by the flight attendants, then slide the bag out and place it directly in front of the seat you are in, freeing up the needed foot space under the seat in front of you. And since you weren’t

But I read “Between the World and Me”! In just 3 sittings! I swear it to be true!

Should I get a t-shirt that says that?

More of this fackin’ guy! No offense, Barry.

I am currently at work, in a cube, with shorts on. I am research chemist, not dealing with harmful chemicals today, and it’s grossly hot here in PDX. The only issue is that they are stupid looking plaid shorts because I am so incredibly fashionless.

And I read a comment about frog torture written by a hollow log. Think of THAT.

It’s because Trump is the one that brought the rabid hate voters into the fold and throwing Trump under the bus throws a very large portion of his voters under the bus with him. The party couldn’t absorb those losses in the present climate. So until he does something that disenfranchises those voters...err,

shout out to lil dicky!

Dragonstone wasn’t dusty because Stannis hadn’t been gone long, and given the current state of affairs, it is also no surprise that it was empty. Even Cers-psychco knows better than to send Lannister foot soldiers to await the arrival of a giant seafaring army with 3 dragons - she’s too busy trying to feed them.

Once again: Commenters > HamNo

didn’t get to think it through because it was at night?

There is an instinctual response programmed in human brains to feel the need to give back when someone gives you something. I think maybe McPhee is playing the psych card here and hoping that by giving up so much now that he creates a slight sense of indebtedness to him from the other GMs so that when shit starts to

I work with a woman who was engaged to a guy who is mixed race, she voted for Trump. I have no idea who he voted for. They aren’t engaged anymore.

The Twins are just sick of being outdone in the annals of HORSESHIT MN PRO SPORTS DRAFTING by the Timberwolves failure to take Steph Curry, twice!

Holy shit, you win the series of tubes today! Congrats!

I think what he really needs is a new, fashionable rhetoric, and maybe a couple metaphors for the family room.

I know you are smarming, and I am supposed to smarm back. But damnit, with all we know about brain injuries and his history, this is nothing but sad. Even when he destroys your team, he’s so fun to watch.

I’m not sure if non-surgical therapy can really help someone with a diastasis that is causing persistent symptoms but I’m sure it could help.

AHHHHHH! Why the fuck is everything on opposite sides of the page!?!?!

AHHHHH!!!! Goddammit, how in the hell do neither of you know the glory of poptarts with butter!