GOD, I LOVE A BEACH HOLE!
We went on a beach vacation with another family and the other husband and I would spend the better part of the morning digging a hole with our kids. We’d make various holes and connect them with trenches and build sand walls around them, to protect from the waves.
The crazy thing is by the end…

Kind of surprising, since these days he is all business, not just up front.

We’re all watching a predator at work.

a girl who I wasn’t interested in asked for my number

Esgargot Fuck Yourself!

I think Donald may know a thing or two about not paying taxes.

Is it flaunting literary privilege to say that anyone going into a production of 1984 without some idea of what they’re going to see deserves what they get?

So... the usual?

Rifle, and muzzle brake. Might want to fix that.

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.

If a tree is removed and no one was around to witness it, was it ever really there?

To the dude eyebanging the uneaten eggroll, how fucking bankrupt is the communication between you and your fiance that you can’t even ask about eating one of her appetizers? If you can’t communicate over food your marriage is fucking doomed.

Hold please... [checks YouTube]... hate to break it to you:

Wait, so when Jordan dunked from half court in Space Jam, did he get 3 points for that?? I don’t remember but I wanna say he got 2. PLOT HOLE.

Is this also the place where we’ll be talking about the fact that shower sex/showering together is the fucking worst?

Tiger Woods really did inspire an entire generation of young golfers.

Top GOP Congressman refers to himself as “David Duke without the baggage.”