I think what he really needs is a new, fashionable rhetoric, and maybe a couple metaphors for the family room.

I know you are smarming, and I am supposed to smarm back. But damnit, with all we know about brain injuries and his history, this is nothing but sad. Even when he destroys your team, he’s so fun to watch.

I’m not sure if non-surgical therapy can really help someone with a diastasis that is causing persistent symptoms but I’m sure it could help.

AHHHHHH! Why the fuck is everything on opposite sides of the page!?!?!

AHHHHH!!!! Goddammit, how in the hell do neither of you know the glory of poptarts with butter!

I coulda guessed, but this list proves it, Lobsters definitely do NOT eat sausage.

Uhhh, not to like invoke fear or anything but...these are the ranges for the Timber Rattlesnake and the Eastern Massasauga (aka Swamp Rattler). They are both venomous and both in Ohio, the Swamp Rattler in Northern Ohio specifically. Sightings aren’t too common and both species tend to avoid people. But, it’s…

Only a basketball fan would compare an emotional injury to a physical one as an example of basketball players being tougher than hockey players. Werenski literally played a period of professional hockey with a freshly broken face.

From one liberal to another: SSSHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTT UUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZOMG - in that headline picture he actually looks like that creepy ass bronze bust of him you guys posted up a couple weeks ago!

Fuck you all.

Nobody has won the Hart Trophy yet! McDavid won the Art Ross Trophy for most points. And, it is arguable that Crosby would’ve won it had he played more games since McDavid had a higher ppg than Crosby (1.22 vs 1.19). I would also add that the Hart Trophy should indeed go to McDavid as well. Not saying he is better…

Primarily Putin wanted to sow political discontent in the US: Mission Accomplished. Trump is just an added bonus and greatly enhances the perception that our political system is broken and unstable. The main point of this is that a) Russians perceive Russia as relatively better when the US looks shitty, giving Putin…

You need to go shoot yourself an Elk with a bow and arrow and then re-taste it. Pride has a taste, and you’ll know it if you take that advice.

I tried a couple different locations in Portland, OR but it doesn’t work there, it just loaded the game in Rio de Janiero and then in Buenes Aires.

Those wipers be like, “WTF!”

When you are providing the retribution for Tom Wilson full-speed-spearing a teammate in the face, then punches are allowed all times. It’s Tom fucking Wilson we’re talking about here. He has everything coming.

The real fucking story here is that this is a total non-story EXCEPT for the fact that it is Crosby! The slash was absolutely terrible luck for Methot, a very routine slash that happened to place the forces of physics in direct opposition to Methot retaining the tip of his pinky finger. And the cup check...watch any…

Over the past, oh I dunno, roughly 4 months, 15 days, 11 hours, and 19 minutes, I have had this sneaking suspicion that something wasn’t quite right. And now this, this absolutely is the final confirmation that we are INDEED living in the upside down.