My goddam peanut butter says, in no uncertain terms, to “refrigerate after opening”.

Jim Harbaugh is a national treasure.

#Truthertruthertruther !?

In reality, nobody is at fault, it was just a shit accident. But they have both got to be paying A LOT more attention than that.

Haha, it looks like he’s randomly punching...but dig a little deeper and learn Parise was playing in his first game back following a mumps infection.

That belly slider at the far left, that penguin is definitely the one named Kessel!

Dear Drew,

Ratings would be great because fucking ALL of Minnesota would watch, plus most people tangentially related to Minnesota. They air the entirety of the State High School Hockey Tournament on TV there for chrissakes. When my team went to State in high school they closed the only fucking grocery store in town for 2 days…

Uhmmmm........yeah.

Is the whole thing a joke I don’t get? Or just the Ghostbusters part?

Holy sweet mary mother of jesus christ in jesus name amen.

Just for the record, you deserve immensely more stars for this.

You’d think he would strategically flank such issues, but nope, with him it’s full steam ahead and T-BONE!

I was about to call bullshit on this story as I thought it was saying it was IN Canada, and you’d have to scour the country to get that many shitty Canadian skaters in one place.

It’s so fast, so very, very fast. Dare I say, pre-instantly is mythopoetically fast!

Sriracha and buttholes

Sounds like she’s a for reals succubus.

+3 reichs

I am having a really hard time with it all because I feel an undeniable truth of this week is that the odds one of my daughters is assaulted has just measurably increased via validation of horseshit behavior and rhetoric. This is unshakably sad. But that won’t do them any good...so for them, this:

+1 PURE ZEITGEIST!