Neither my wife nor I ever discussed it with my 5 year old. Yet she came home from school telling me that if Trump wins he is going to make her mexican classmates go back to mexico. This shit went down on the playground at recess with Kinder-2nd grade age kids. They hear shit all over the damn place and soak it up.

Sorry diphole, but you are wrong. I very lightly discussed the election with my 7 year old because she had asked, and to her all I said was that I thought Trump was disrespectful to women and minorities, no further details. I do not tell my kids how to think.

I am a (borderline raging) liberal from Portland, OR and my Friday night plans include reading Harry Potter to my 5 and 7 yr old daughters and painting my shotgun in a camouflage pattern (hunt to eat!).

+1 recess ladies’ breast

Ironically, I worked one summer a couple miles from Coleman, WI at a 10,000 acre private sportsman’s club for rich Chicago lawyers and financiers that was staffed by a large number of 1st generation Polish immigrants.

There is a good Trump barb in there somewhere but I can’t quite put my finger on it. Deadspin…

+1 Cooter joke without writing “Cooter”!

This headline is in dire need of a NSFW tag.

I get writers block when I try to ask you questions. Is that a sign that I should embrace my occupationally-chemist self, or a sign that maybe I’m actually a writer at heart?

Can you please recommend changing the font of the author’s name below the headline? Everytime I see an article by you I swear it says “Girl Nathan” and it is mentally distracting. Only momentarily though! Generally, I enjoy your posts. Cheers.

Much more importantly, how in the hell does a 10 year olds face get on a giant grown “man’s” head? Seriously, that face would be right at home on a head nearly half that size!!! It drives me crazy.

Dear GoBills2016, www.breitbart.com

you need to add ‘words’ to your list!

Yeah, but that whole 40 weeks thing is a sham. It is really 38 weeks, because you see, they count from the first day of the last menstrual cycle whilst a woman is most certainly not pregnant.

OMG, I get it!

I’ve tried the logic tree. And all I can say is, just stop, stop now whilst you still have some reasoning skills left. For this logic tree is no tree at all, it is a monster that lives and feeds on your brain. GIVE UP!!!!!

3:59 of the second to last video above...

So, wittily veiling racism isn’t racism, or it is but deemed acceptable?

Which condition sounds worse: hemorrhoid or anal fissure?

Holy shit, it took me longer to scroll to the comments than it does to read the usual Deadspin post. It’s like Deadspin’s Moby Dick! Good job, Drewman Magarville!

yeah, fuck those haikus