Dear Drew,

Ratings would be great because fucking ALL of Minnesota would watch, plus most people tangentially related to Minnesota. They air the entirety of the State High School Hockey Tournament on TV there for chrissakes. When my team went to State in high school they closed the only fucking grocery store in town for 2 days…

Uhmmmm........yeah.

Is the whole thing a joke I don’t get? Or just the Ghostbusters part?

Holy sweet mary mother of jesus christ in jesus name amen.

Just for the record, you deserve immensely more stars for this.

You’d think he would strategically flank such issues, but nope, with him it’s full steam ahead and T-BONE!

I was about to call bullshit on this story as I thought it was saying it was IN Canada, and you’d have to scour the country to get that many shitty Canadian skaters in one place.

It’s so fast, so very, very fast. Dare I say, pre-instantly is mythopoetically fast!

Sriracha and buttholes

Sounds like she’s a for reals succubus.

+3 reichs

I am having a really hard time with it all because I feel an undeniable truth of this week is that the odds one of my daughters is assaulted has just measurably increased via validation of horseshit behavior and rhetoric. This is unshakably sad. But that won’t do them any good...so for them, this:

+1 PURE ZEITGEIST!

Neither my wife nor I ever discussed it with my 5 year old. Yet she came home from school telling me that if Trump wins he is going to make her mexican classmates go back to mexico. This shit went down on the playground at recess with Kinder-2nd grade age kids. They hear shit all over the damn place and soak it up.

Sorry diphole, but you are wrong. I very lightly discussed the election with my 7 year old because she had asked, and to her all I said was that I thought Trump was disrespectful to women and minorities, no further details. I do not tell my kids how to think.

I am a (borderline raging) liberal from Portland, OR and my Friday night plans include reading Harry Potter to my 5 and 7 yr old daughters and painting my shotgun in a camouflage pattern (hunt to eat!).

+1 recess ladies’ breast

Ironically, I worked one summer a couple miles from Coleman, WI at a 10,000 acre private sportsman’s club for rich Chicago lawyers and financiers that was staffed by a large number of 1st generation Polish immigrants.

There is a good Trump barb in there somewhere but I can’t quite put my finger on it. Deadspin…

+1 Cooter joke without writing “Cooter”!