This headline is in dire need of a NSFW tag.

I get writers block when I try to ask you questions. Is that a sign that I should embrace my occupationally-chemist self, or a sign that maybe I’m actually a writer at heart?

Can you please recommend changing the font of the author’s name below the headline? Everytime I see an article by you I swear it says “Girl Nathan” and it is mentally distracting. Only momentarily though! Generally, I enjoy your posts. Cheers.

Much more importantly, how in the hell does a 10 year olds face get on a giant grown “man’s” head? Seriously, that face would be right at home on a head nearly half that size!!! It drives me crazy.

Dear GoBills2016, www.breitbart.com

you need to add ‘words’ to your list!

Yeah, but that whole 40 weeks thing is a sham. It is really 38 weeks, because you see, they count from the first day of the last menstrual cycle whilst a woman is most certainly not pregnant.

OMG, I get it!

I’ve tried the logic tree. And all I can say is, just stop, stop now whilst you still have some reasoning skills left. For this logic tree is no tree at all, it is a monster that lives and feeds on your brain. GIVE UP!!!!!

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So, wittily veiling racism isn’t racism, or it is but deemed acceptable?

Which condition sounds worse: hemorrhoid or anal fissure?

Holy shit, it took me longer to scroll to the comments than it does to read the usual Deadspin post. It’s like Deadspin’s Moby Dick! Good job, Drewman Magarville!

yeah, fuck those haikus

For the female staff: My 3rd daughter is due in September. Would you prefer a father who kinda just ignored you as a teenager but was present and there if needed, or a father who actually told you what you needed to hear? (please make the painful assumption that I will know what they need to hear, despite the fact…

at least he didn’t lose his blouse!

Deadspin, what is your univision of the best possible outcome for your blog under new ownership?

I sometimes have dreams wherein I am this clever. All the stars for you!