If the conveyor belt did indeed match the speed of the wheels, the plane would remain on the ground. It wouldn’t be possible for it to do anything else, as it would have no forward movement to generate lift. This is a simple fact—for the speed of the wheels to match the speed of the belt the vehicle must be stationary.

This. I got mine for $24k (all in) about 2 1/2 years ago, it was already 4 1/2 years old... and it was the cheapest available. I can only think the dealer had no clue what sort of item they were dealing with...

I got lucky and snagged mine at $24k all in. There were 3 others available when I was looking—two of them were going for over $30k and one for $25k... before taxes and all associated costs.

Except... the 1st-gen Colorado, a truck widely panned and nowhere near as refined as the new version, is currently selling for between $10k-20k with between 100,000 and 200,000 km on the clock*. So to say the new models aren’t going to hold value is frankly ridiculous, especially the more limited production versions…

I dunno, maybe stop stealing cars?

I’d assume that to be as in “thousand miles”, not “thousand dollars”.

I didn’t put specific letters to it because I’m not 100% on which Jags are which, but those are the letters I was thinking of.

Actually from that angle it’s got a Jaaaaaag look about it.

Best way, every time.

I would consider this a DIY, since it was definitely something I did even though I have no idea WHAT it was I did. And since it worked I have to consider it successful.

It must be kept in the basement.

YOUF*CKINGTWATWAFFLEHOWDAREYOUHAVEADIFFERENTOPINIONTOME

On curbstoners (or curbsiders as they're known here), even if they claim to be selling for someone else, don't run just yet. If they want to meet you in a public place, THEN run. If they meet you at their house, it's probably fine. (Source: My aunt had a vehicle that she couldn't sell for what it was worth where she…

Shit, I knew I sould have bought one.

You’re wrong because a friend of mine tried it once and it worked.

I’ve got a mustache, I’ve got a mustache, I’ve got a mustache...

Ford Transit.

We shall see. Depends how many buy the proper engine new. There are 5.3 Colorado’s with low mileage fetching almost what they left the lot for. I don’t expect that sort of resale for the diesels, but I don’t think they’ll do too bad, especially if uptake isn’t quite as good as expected.

In Canada, the Taco starts $3000 more, and runs to about $1000 more, before any incentives, so yeah. Or so it looks. The new Taco is coming along, and I’ll bet those incentives will disappear. Also:

So does FCA, when Viper sells, instead of saying “somebody bought one!” say “they bought another one!”?