You didn’t miss much at all. I went through the making an account process. It’s five questions. I was expecting at least double that. It literally took longer to make and verify an account than it did to do the quiz.

Same. I’m curious, but not curious enough to create an account. Apathy is my patronus.

I literally don’t want to know this. Please, as a fucking nation or whatever, let’s not sensationalize, thereby trivialize, child abuse or treat it like a weapon to be used for our entertainment as two celebrities spar with each other. These children and children like them are watching and reading and taking this in,…

I think people would be okay with bombing hospitals if it proved that attacks wouldn’t happen here. But that’s obviously not the case.

Not only that, but these people who claim that we shouldn’t be “afraid” argue in the same breath that mass surveillance and the violation of people’s rights is hunky dory.

Nope. Not buying it. Better we live our lives in a constant state of panic, lashing out at strangers, constantly whacking moles. I mean, we don’t want the terrorist to win, right?

“I’m just happy to be entertained again amidst the election”

That’s not what cheating is about. Cheaters don’t go looking for someone hotter.

What a horrible thing to happen to you. I don’t know how you’ll ever be able to move on.

I am totally fed up with my alma mater. They fucking butchered their own alma mater to even make it more PC.

Next time someone gives me shit for drinking before noon, I’ll swear I’m acting to ensure the safety and well-being of Rutgers students.

It always kind of floors me how straight-up vicious Scientology always is in their rebuttals. Like they don’t even try to hide the fact that they’re nasty and evil.

The planet deserves better and it can’t vote.

That’s a fucking stupid answer on so many levels, but notably in terms of environmental destruction: that fucks the rest of the world, too. (As do like, half of Drumpf's policies, but as this is an article on the environmental side, I'm rolling with that.)

Nah, he’s pushing for equal outcomes, not equal opportunities.

Oh, so NOW all of a sudden she’s returning my calls :/

We’re on the case. Pictured in back row: proposed Toddler Border Security Czar

i hate you and everything you choose to be as a person.

At this point I think that anyone actually afraid of terrorists is a wimp. How many times do we need to say that armed toddlers killed more Americans last year for the insanity to wear off?