I am an idiot, sorry. I thought it might be on a website.

I love this sentiment. It’s this year’s version of “they hate their coach!”

Did you see how big his head was? There was a shot of him taking his helmet off, and he’s got a fucking melon up there.

I don’t see anyone play with the same level of intensity and fun as Julian does on every single play. He has nearly entered my sacred Patriots pantheon.

Over eight yards of field possession.

This is so, so good for multiple reasons. I mean, how was Steiner supposed to “invent” an entire SS army to relieve Berlin, which was surrounded by like 1.5 million russians...?

Which is amazing in itself, b/c if you replace Hopkins with Generic WR, the Texans basically have negative yardage on offense.

I couldn’t watch that style of offense every week, but once in a blue moon, the option-offense is pretty entertaining to see.

I can’t wait to see Bennett fully applied in a two-TE offense with Jimmy G or Brady. He looks scary out there.

THE SLEEPER MUST AWAKEN

There is something incredibly alluring about Emma Roberts. Maybe it’s her anime eyes, but she really does it for me.

Exactly. And if oppose our surveilliance or spying or bombing of hospitals or killing of innocent black men, you must hate Amerika and the flag and god and thomas jefferson and all that nonsense.

It is a baseball position. Ortiz is the greatest player to play that position, so yes. It is (should be) a lock.

Terror is currently defeating the US. We have lost freedoms, privacy, have turned the police into military groups, and have turned against ourselves, and divided ourselves.

And we question why kids these days are pussies? Seems like we are making them that way, then blaming them for it with stupid shit like this.

Trump makes Bush look like a cross between Ghandi and Stephen Hawking.

Protest voting is self serving masturbation that does no one any good. You get to feel all special, and literally every single person with sense has to pay the price.

No one cares about your shitty opinion. Go fuck off and get back to your BBC cuckold porn.

Stop with science and reason, because conservatives do not believe in either. Unless their DADDY told them so, they do not believe it.

Seriously. Came across a lime fruit chew the other day, and my wife and I almost cried with joy. Lime is SO MUCH BETTER THAN GREEN APPLE. What the fuck happened that made nearly every candy drop lime for that garbage flavor?