OH HAI

Hell yes. And just so true to life. Sometimes kids don't have parents. And sometimes you scream and call your sister a stupidhead. And real life women sometime have thighs like Nani. And sometimes you have to spit at and bite people. That's just life.

The Count 4 lyph.

You, sir, are missing out on something you may actually like! There are absolutely no tomatoes in caldo verde, not a one.

I'M SHOCKED THAT YOU WOULD SAY SUCH A THING.

Celebrity Edition!

Same! I was just re-reading last year's the other day. Loads better than any other compilation online. That truck story never fails to give me chills.

I hate to be that person but I'm a huge marvel movie nerd so if we are talking the marvel universe currently you can't claim female and diverse characters from x-men and fantastic four even though they are marvel characters they currently belong to Fox and are seperate from the overall universe...I'll see myself back…

JEEZ, April! How about a Spoiler Alert!?

Also, any guy who enjoys blowjobs and uses "dick-sucking" as an insult is a fucking hypocrite.

for the mens out there we got "blowjob beef bourginon".

That engagement chicken is literally the most anemic chicken recipe I have ever seen (need more spices).

I know, it's a real... shocker.

Every day I have to wake up and remember that I'm in Pittsburgh. This city has more racial issues in particular than anywhere I've ever been, and I lived in North Carolina for two years.

My friend says, "Too much lube is almost enough lube." regarding the issue.

Cognitive Dissonance pure and simple. There is a reason after my anal sex life started I really couldn't fight that argument. I mean I have a prostate, mechanically its should feel good at some point.

I wish I had your skills! It took me two months to organize a MMF threesome (I was the F) after many failed attempts. After letdowns, backouts and STD testing it finally happened. Was it worth it? Yesssssss.

I want to win a pissing contest so, so badly, and doing ridiculous shit for sex might just be the one thing I deserve a gold medal at. I'll give extra stories to show my desperation:

I am only here to say that I saw this headline and I KNEW IT WOULD BE YOU MARK!!!