I don't even speak Korean.

Am I the only one who kind of can't wait to hear that Sam Smith version of Whitney? I wasn't a big fan of him until I heard this song, which is just amazing

I bet if it turns out that student from the "train" is a white girl a lot of the populace of North Carolina is gonna have an abrupt about face in attitude about the situation. It's one thing to say they cheated, big friggin deal, all schools do it. It's another thing to say that you had these guys tank intelligence…

Years ago, I was living in New Orleans, where we take Halloween (and indeed, any Drinking Occasion) very seriously, and my parents and grandmother happened to come in on November 1 for brunch on the top floor of an upscale local hotel. Afterward, we were riding back down in the elevator, and it stopped to let on a…

I'm starting to doubt your gay credibility that you notice her crotch right against his neck, but fail to see her face hovering right over his perfect ass. I deliberately picked a dude with nice gams for you and this is the lowbrow humor I get in return?

In the Fall of 2008 I went to an early afternoon Jets game. We arrived at the stadium to tailgate at 9:30am, and by 10am were playing flip cup. Needless to say it got dicey after that. Fast forward about 12 hours, and I'm at a bar (not a restaurant - a bar) in the East Village with my friends and we are all pretty…

I wish you had a video of the beer being spilled on the baby, because I'm a terrible person.

That's a fucking terrifying sentence about red eyes you just casually tossed out there.

I tried to find a healer and even called a priest to bless the house. I am not Catholic, I'm guessing why they said no.

OMG WHAT?!?! and your parents live there?!?!?!

In 2010, I had the distinct pleasure of heading to a conference for work in Baltimore with colleagues I couldn't stand. (And blessedly, I no longer work there). My boss made it a point to stress repeatedly that we should find the cheapest hotel rooms possible, so I got my own room at a hotel separate from theirs.

This happened in my junior year of high school.

When I was 18, I lived with my (now ex) boyfriend in a basement apartment in a town in Wyoming. It was not a happy time in my life for various reasons (boyfriend was abusive, I was pregnant with his child) but it also didn't help that the apartment was creepy as shit. Even for a basement apartment, it was unusually…

The house I grew up in had a pall of misery over it. It didn't feel haunted, it was just dark and aging and always had the feeling that nothing good could happen there. It didn't help that my mother had (at the time) undiagnosed emphysema and did little but lie on the couch all day.

When I was born, my parents moved us into a house in a very old town in Virginia, known for some of its hauntings, although our house was relatively new. As a baby, I was always staring off and waving to things in the distance, to a point where my parents took me to a doctor to make sure nothing was neurologically…

I have some great ghost stories, all of which involve my friend Sarah. Now, what you have to understand about Sarah, right off the bat, is she was never the brightest girl in the world. No kidding, until she was 16 she thought Alaska was an island next to Hawaii (because of how maps of the continental US are drawn).…

I took this photo in a museum in Lima. When I took the photo, and immediately afterwards, all the statues were looking to the right of the camera lens.

I just want Hogwarts, a History.

I would read the HELL out of a Snape story, but I have an unabashed love of Alan Rickman, even when he's wearing a wig and a dress.