I own a 14' 1.8t SE+ Jetta and ever since they put some goodies back in the interior, made leatherette standard on all cars above the S and brought IRS back to all cars other than the S it's a great car. The 11-13 models with the 2.5 and the twist beam rear seriously did not represent what a Jetta should be but with…

I have zero Harry Potter memorabilia. But I'd totally wear a Time Turner if somebody bought one for me. *hint, hint, hubby*

Just have yourself in the frame watching at first, and as things start heating up and he is busy doing his whatever, add another person in the frame. Just a couple more eyes peeking into frame. By the end just have seven people standing in the room, watching the pepperoni porn. He'll be so surprised.

I don't know, man. I am a diabetic and I love savory carbs so much. Pasta is the problem, not dessert.

When I was moonlighting as a bartender, a liver fluke came into the joint, slopped down in a corner booth and snapped his fingers to get a cocktail waitress.

I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar...

In the meantime, I'll continue to feast on their tasty goodness...

One of my first full-time jobs was at this incredibly busy hotel kitchen in Rotorua (NZ). We had a bunch of chefs and one of them was this French chef with a really bad temper, he took special delight in terrorizing the dishwashers. The hardest working, worst paid of the staff (aside from the laundry staff, those…

kids have way better conversations, and they think i am hilarious (they are right).

Not many, actually. I saw one or two, but Austin is more of a college football town and, once again, it really is a soccer bar. They're more likely to show La Liga matches than NFL games.

I'm an American—a Texan, too. My friend and I met at soccer bar at 7:30 this morning to watch the early games. By the 10 o'clock games, about 100 people were there just to watch soccer.

i see you have never been to scandinavia. it's basically like that everywhere there.

at first i thought matt wasn't cute, and then i saw him in motion as 11 instead f in a still image, and i thought i was wrong, he's really cute.

Christopher Eccleston as Captain Wentworth would be sublime.

like no lie i will do that shit in the theater

You will have to rip my chicken biscuit from my cold dead hands. It's the only fast food breakfast I allow myself and I get to have it once a month. If I didn't limit myself, I would have serious health problems.

I really wish people felt empowered enough to say immediately say something when it happens to them, such as "In what world do you think it's appropriate to put your hand on my ass? Remove it now before I call the police."

Do they fry lots of things in Scotland? I must go there! I'm in a non-frying part of the US now but I used to live in the South and the most redeeming quality was all the fried food. Tomatoes, pickles (yum), you name it!

But those fried sushi rolls are so good! Maybe fried tuna would be too?

Villains.