Well, if Screamer's readership goes up, it's because that gif Giroud a new demo.

In the reverse-cowgirl sense.

"... and the bar does not carry vodka."

Dammit. I need more coffee. Also, I need Season 2 of Sleepy Hollow to get here NOW.

Because the flow of traffic is marking time at the same tempo.

I used to live in England, and I still have almost all the underwear I bought there. You can try M&S, they do multipacks of black knickers and will ship to the US for free. Like these: http://www.marksandspencer.com/5-pack-cotton-… or http://www.marksandspencer.com/5-pack-cotton-…

As a busty curvy lady, I couldn't come close to this look without looking frumpy. =/ I need some incredible tailoring to pull it off.

Good enough that I came here just to see if anyone was talking about it.

He IS from Virginia. However he's from the part of Virginia with zero rednecks and many wannabe rednecks.
I am from NoVa too. I remember in high school, there were guys every now and then wearing flannel shirts, Camo trucker hats, saying "ya'll," driving pickup trucks with the Confederate flag on them. I was like,…

Edited: "(Caveat: Double-dick dude)"

It's an ideal friendship, people consistently talk down to both kids and the elderly, it makes sense that they'd be like "fuck it, let's hang out together and promise to not ask one another incessantly about whether we have to go the bathroom."

Aw, you think I care that you're squeamish and/or homophobic. That's adorable. Wrong, but adorable.

I'll see you that one, and raise you this: my husband and I are both bi/pansexual, and we both gawk at eric and he sat over my shoulder while I shamelessly downloaded the nude full frontal pic from season 6 finale. We both also can't get enough Baby Vamp Jessica. >.<

I personally find it weird that some people *don't* have Skarsgard dreams.

True. Best part of the play in fact.

see, we just go get a beer.

Because Joan Didion says so:

This! I am a legitimate fan of Bayern Munich since I snuck off to watch a match with the bellhop and other hotel staff at our hotel in Berlin during a family vacation. It's a super fond memory because everyone was SO welcoming and made such an effort to speak English for me and make me feel included in the fun. Also,…