You can pinpoint the moment where his heart breaks!

No, Duke Shitthey Pants.

Anyone that voted for Truman Peyote over Storm Duck can go to Hell.

(Jesse Ventura famously attempted to begin unionizing wrestlers before WrestleMania 2, but Hulk Hogan tattled on him to McMahon and the whole thing was scuttled.)

It’s a Nintendo-published game, so the wait for a sale is likely to be years long and any eventual discount is likely to be disappointing.

I will say this about kids these days: having worked with 6-7-year-old kids in a low income area where I also was raised, the trauma these kids have seen and experienced pales in comparison to the shit baby boomers and my generation ever saw while growing up. I am now firmly convinced that essentially kids nowadays…

Yea but how many banners do these teachers have hanging in the rafters? I rest my case.

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

My wife is a teacher, so a bunch of her friends are teachers. They don’t yell at kids, because they actually keep up with the latest research and know that shit doesn’t work.

There are two types of people in this world. People who experienced something shitty and feel like everyone else behind them has to to experience the same thing, and people who experience something shitty and work to prevent those behind them them from having the same shitty experience. 

Here’s an even more fucked up bit of context: once a year one of the local blog sites has a night where they get tickets for poor kids. Of course, tonight was that night.

Shout out to the ref for bumping the leg as he casually stepped over Nurkic.

As a kid that hit middle school a year after this album came out, Jagged Little Pill felt like the first time I had permission to be ANGRY or disgruntled.

Gotta disagree hard on this one. IMO Jagged Little Pill holds up as a top 10 90s album. It’s a viscerally angry album and Alanis is SO GOOD at getting her emotions across.

LJ had massive hops in college and his first few years in the pros.  He is the best comp for Zion.

No mention of the brutal missed dunk that would have given UCF a 6 point lead but instead went the other way for a Duke 3? That was the game right there.

America, UCF, and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.

Raleigh is actually located in Iceland

Water polo probably wouldn’t.

Same reason that free college scares them. No one complains about the “free” education we get through HS, because a HS diploma really doesn’t get you very far these days. But add on those extra 4 years, which might allow the poors to have a chance, and everyone goes nuts because that financial advantage might be taken…