Don’t get your hopes up. This country sucks.

I’ve been to a few weddings where we, as groomsmen and male friends, stocked the bar in our form of a “Wedding Shower” It doesn’t take many folks or that much cash to do it.

you’ve invited too many people to your wedding

What if Bill Simmons gobbles up the deadspin writers and launches Ringer 2.0 and lets them do their thing.... do we still get the articles making fun of Malcolm Gladwell’s shitty takes?

Has anyone been to a baseball game? I love baseball but the American players and most fans are way more likely to be MAGA dipshits than the typical DC resident.

Counter take, real Nats fans are between 5 and 35 years old and are actually solid baseball fans. A lot of them grew up watching college minor league ball in the more baseball centric SE and mid-west. Boston fans wear pink hats B hats to Indians v Tigers games because they don’t actually like baseball, just the idea…

I’d contend that the military is used at the whims of rich people for entertainment and to gain more money but I see your point

I mean the same could be said about minimum wage work or the US Military. Privilege comes with, you know, privileges 

“I will not get caught lying to the umps”

This is a fantastic, sad, and incredibly heartfelt article.

talented?

You wrote dumb twice in a sentence trying to make fun of Harper being dumb.

I also don’t get the hate about Bryce Harper. He is a little overhyped but that’s not his fault. As far as I can tell he plays hard, has fun doing it and is a nice guy to fans... nevermind I get it, what an asshole.

Just jumping in here - everywhere is terrible

Everyone in the comments here are bitter, penny pinching grumps. Most couples hold destination weddings TO KEEP IT SMALL. They expect people to say no. They want to get married somewhere dope, and slightly inconvenient so people they are obligated to invite have an easy excuse to say no. Going to destination weddings…

I don’t know... just don’t fucking go instead of being this bitter about it? Weddings are fun and no one there will give two shits about your sad ass being there unless you are supposed to give a speech

Put a team in Portland, OR and one in Nashville, TN (or Oklahoma City, Omaha, Charlotte, etc.) and call it a day. 15 in each league is already dumb.

Just get rid of interleague play. The best parts of baseball happen when clubs really hate eachother cause they play 40 times a year. I went to Pirates Reds this weekend. The stadium was packed to watch two terrible teams play. Why? Because the weather was perfect and these two teams have exciting games.

This is obviously the wrong response from the NBA. I want to ask, because news travels fast, what is the best response from a company that wants to listen to a potential victim and not dismiss an accusation while also supporting its employee who denies the charge? My gut says suspension while the investigation (by the…

Is the AL central race fun, or am I one of 11 people paying attention?