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slynilo
11/1/19
1:00 PM
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Hey as we run the in memoriam for all the great commenters on deadspin, can someone help me remember one commenters name who used to make absurd recap type stories in the comments? It was romulus or rushmore or something... it’s killing me and I can’t look back far enough to find it.

11/1/19
12:53 PM
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Read and commented for 10 years of Deadspin, lost my passkey a ton, never got ungrayed on any platform, read every post and every comment section, and loved every part of it. I’m going to miss it and hope they put the gang back together on another platform, under another name, in a better time.

10/30/19
5:31 PM
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I’ve been to a few weddings where we, as groomsmen and male friends, stocked the bar in our form of a “Wedding Shower” It doesn’t take many folks or that much cash to do it.

10/30/19
1:40 PM
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What if Bill Simmons gobbles up the deadspin writers and launches Ringer 2.0 and lets them do their thing.... do we still get the articles making fun of Malcolm Gladwell’s shitty takes?

10/25/19
3:26 PM
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Barry Bonds never admitted to or got caught taking steroids - or else maybe he would have been able to throw 40 TDs like Peyton Manning’s wife.

10/25/19
3:02 PM
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Has anyone been to a baseball game? I love baseball but the American players and most fans are way more likely to be MAGA dipshits than the typical DC resident.

10/25/19
2:50 PM
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Counter take, real Nats fans are between 5 and 35 years old and are actually solid baseball fans. A lot of them grew up watching college minor league ball in the more baseball centric SE and mid-west. Boston fans wear pink hats B hats to Indians v Tigers games because they don’t actually like baseball, just the idea Read more

10/18/19
7:48 AM
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I’d contend that the military is used at the whims of rich people for entertainment and to gain more money but I see your point

10/17/19
12:02 PM
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I mean the same could be said about minimum wage work or the US Military. Privilege comes with, you know, privileges 

9/26/19
8:59 PM
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I also don’t get the hate about Bryce Harper. He is a little overhyped but that’s not his fault. As far as I can tell he plays hard, has fun doing it and is a nice guy to fans... nevermind I get it, what an asshole.

9/26/19
11:44 AM
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Everyone in the comments here are bitter, penny pinching grumps. Most couples hold destination weddings TO KEEP IT SMALL. They expect people to say no. They want to get married somewhere dope, and slightly inconvenient so people they are obligated to invite have an easy excuse to say no. Going to destination weddings Read more

9/26/19
11:41 AM
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I don’t know... just don’t fucking go instead of being this bitter about it? Weddings are fun and no one there will give two shits about your sad ass being there unless you are supposed to give a speech

8/27/19
10:51 AM
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Put a team in Portland, OR and one in Nashville, TN (or Oklahoma City, Omaha, Charlotte, etc.) and call it a day. 15 in each league is already dumb.