Jesus christ, putting an actual sharp knife into the dishwasher is a fucking crime. It’s like a sandblaster in there, it will ruin the edge instantly. It’s incredibly fucking stupid, like taking an impossible ad sale contract that requires you to drive your readship away with autoplay video ads, and then firing the… Read more
And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because
and I can’t emphasize this enough
I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS
Jesus fuckin’ Christ, lady!