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slynilo
10/30/19
12:52 PM
212

Spending good money on an excellent knife, then immediately destroying it by throwing it in the dishwasher to save 30 seconds of hand washing is a real Jim Spanfeller thing to do.

10/29/19
3:34 PM
29

A reminder to all Christians:

Even Jesus provided free booze at a wedding. Indeed, His mother *insisted*.


10/29/19
11:39 AM
396

(while I’m making rules, if you’re requiring people to wear heels you want to continue to participate in society without being branded as a pariah, you are not allowed to have a cash bar) Read more

10/25/19
1:04 PM
296

So I am speaking from long experience when I say that the Washington bandwagon is very likely to be the most insufferable one ever to come rolling down the pike. Read more

10/25/19
9:39 AM
175

But seriously, Jose Andres is a goddamn saint. He was in Puerto Rico serving over 10,000 a meals a day after Hurricane Maria struck.

10/25/19
9:26 AM
614

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

10/24/19
11:22 PM
23

Or, you know... steroids. That’s the reason it leads to a suspension: diuretics are commonly used to mask steroids. And seeing as how the NBA couldnt give less of a damn about weed... Read more

10/24/19
10:38 PM
73

And then have to deal with people who live in Phoenix? No thanks.