I am one that doesn’t like them out of the box. I don’t like the texture of dried fruit by itself. You wanna throw some raisins in a bagel or bread? Cool cause it won’t be solo with it’s gross texture

The only way to do a championship parade correctly, is either pony up cash or find a friend who is more successful than me to get into an office/house/parking garage along the route that is elevated and somewhat restricted. May have been tough if they kept it fully along the mall. The best spots there are the trees…

oooo this is great Kinja

I think this is in line with MJ/Nike’s old statement, “Republicans buy shoes too.” FOX Sports is broadcasting the WC and they probbaly felt there was too much potential for this to expand into a controversy by going against Fox’s political interests.

As a Pens fan (most of us don’t hate the Caps, just relish your misery) this has actually been really enjoyable. Ovi deserves it and Oshie is an American hero.

He’s not just as good as those two but he’s damn good. I put him in that close second tier of young guys like Altuve. Altuve just won the MVP so it’s not a bad spot to be.

I want the “Bad Lip Reading” Version of this

Man, I get why Drew asked the question on twitter now.

Ya know, if I drilled someone with my car by accident and then a few years later, hit the same guy with my sideview mirror as he crossed the street... I’d probably have the humility to shut up and give thanks that getting stared at was the worst that guy decided to do.

Bidet attachments are the best option, Costco size packs of wet wipes are a close second.

woah wait, sitters are going undersac? do they push up or pull into the taint? This makes no sense. I’m a squat/lean stand for the final wipe guy so this is new to me.

Outgunned? Outmanned? Outnumbered and outplanned? - Gotta Rise Up! ... and maybe find a Frenchman to help

How many NBA players have kids? How many of them shoot like Curry?

That’s a pretty terrible comparison picture. He’s got a hoody on underneath the jersey on the left and hes 8 years older, with 10 more injuries.

This is kinda common when players leave the Twins. Look at Big Papi. Also, older guys just get fatter and bigger as they become veterans. Not many players or humans look at 32 like they did when they were 23

I don’t know about Georgia but in PA we weren’t allowed to lock a door while customers were inside after closing. It was considered a fire hazard.

Despite my other post complaining about Puck Soup, Lozo is the best Funbag guest host so far.

Before I even read this article, I came to the comments to complain about 2 things
1) Billy Haisely has another bullshit article about why he hates MLS and most soccer. He’s one of two Deadspin writers who consistently write about soccer, but from what I can gather, he hates soccer or just likes to complain incessantly…

Yeah maybe just naming your kid after a city (Paris, Rome, Detroit) is a bad idea. Hipsters = people who follow trends slavishly is a definition I can at least understand.

I’m in my mid 30s (white) and know plenty of people with terrible cities as their names, in addition to the ones named above - Denver, Trenton (seriously, wtf?), Houston. So this isn’t any new hipster shit. Side rant - I hate people using “hipster” now. It basically doesn’t mean anything other than non-jock or…