Here’s some good rules on baby names - 1)Don’t name your kid after dead presidents’ last names, especially ones from before 1900. Lookin at all the Taylors, Harrisons, Madisons, Jacksons, and Tylers. More recent presidents still suck too. If you meet a Nixon, Ford, or Reagan I bet they have a MAGA hat. 2) Naming your…

Thanks for the reminder asshole

Well if you actually read the story you can see that they did ban together, fight it off and then get caught by surprise. The Deadspin comments are getting disappointing

Someone grew up in nice weather, and all the other anti-flip flop people grew up in areas with winters.

Blame an italian upbringing but cans of full tomatoes are staples like bread, milk and eggs when I go to the store.

MLS, MLB, NBA and NHL are fully in it seems. NASCAR made a statement that they would look to put books at the tracks similar to horse racing. NFL and NCAA seem to be the only ones standing against it.

historically fans were steel workers and union laborers - not known for their super progressive beliefs. Now, generations later, it’s mostly just PA’s version of mass-holes.

really? I mean, I got that from context clues, but gross. Potato salad is pretty simple not to screw up.

This is awesome

ehhhhh you may want to take another trip to SF these days

I agree with you for almost all of this, but I will take issue with Fleury not being excellent. It was a big deal that he was available in the expansion draft. He was a starting caliber goalie for 3 cups and a top 3 team for a decade. He can be reckless with the puck but by no means would he have been described as…

aww cute, found the frat bro who didn’t get enough love as a child

Ames is Iowa State right?

I’m so disappointed that it appears you’re serious and that this wasn’t just fantastic satire.

I really thought you guys were both wrong and the answer was Billy Joel cause he’s at the end of the line of We Didn’t Start the Fire

<deleted my comment because I read more of the comments below and my comment on "it might be his preference" was just wrong>.

Yeah was just there and had the same experience. I will say that squatty potties do really clear ya out faster and cleaner. I also got a heads up to stop in the 7 Eleven and buy my own small pack of TP

Yep that’s definitely still a thing here. It’s actually being able to notice if someone OD’d on heroin and collapsed - not hanky panky - that they are trying to avoid though

My girlfriend does this in the shower, I find it gross but as long as she’s not wiping it on me, I don’t care. I don’t know why the author thinks every letter writer needs to back down.

I take the ketchup out of the fridge when I take the meat out for grilling or cooking. I’m only putting it on burgers or a midwest potroast so the time it takes to get that stuff ready usually gets the ketchup away from arctic temperatures.