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“It may be that a gene that makes women super-attracted to males also causes men who express the same gene to also be super-attracted to males.”

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I am also easily startled and show every freakin’ emotion on my face, so I sympathize. It reminded me of this adorable guy:

The only time I’ve ever looked at my husband like that was when I was very stoned and he brought home Crazy Bread.

I can’t stand that look of awe and childlike adoration on a grown woman’s face. It’s the look every woman with one marble rolling around in her head gives her husband when he’s got two marbles rolling around. Duggard shit

I’m liberal as hell and am mad at this bullshit. Do the wrong things in life and get what you want, at the expense of our taxes, that’s the lesson here. I need my state to rewrite its prison policy so that unless it’s life threatening, prisoners don’t get any surgery. There are so many law abiding people looking for

The more Jolie tries to paint Pitt as the monster and herself as the shrinking violet, the more of an asshole she comes across. In Hollywood, there are no secrets. Pitt has a behind the scenes reputation for being a mellow, great to work with person. Jolie? Not so much. She likes her drama.

Like you, I don’t get what they can’t see in her. Racism is a hell of a drug.

Michelle Obama has been one of the classiest, the most educated (two ivy league degrees), perhaps the smartest, and yes one of the most beautiful first ladies we have ever had. We will be lucky to get another one like her. People who hate on her are ignorant racists. She is so many things that all of us strive to

The constant flood of Michelle Obama comments over the last 8 years really do flummox me.

I am 57, and have been on my own now for two years (almost exactly.) I ended a 20+ year marriage, moved to a small apartment with my cat, adopted a dog and am so fucking happy I almost feel guilty. I am on disability, generally pretty broke, usually in pain, but so damned happy to be alone. I sat at dour, awkward

The story focuses more on the UPS driver’s call to authorities than the woman’s bravery and quick thinking

When I think of “that Loeb,” I think of Lisa Loeb. In any event, I do know that he’s related to some rich ass Loebs from back in the day.

If you refer to a black person as an “ape” there is no way in HELL you are not being racist. I’m sorry. This is not a case of “you misread my comment thooo.” It’s blatant racism.

I made it! My husband went over and voted in the middle of the day and warned them about me and called and told me to come on because there was no line. Everyone was super nice and they told me that they would have brought the machine to my car if I needed it!

Eh, they shouldn’t boo him — he has as much right to vote as anyone. No one should be booed for exercising that right. Not even Donnie.

I sometimes think that people are so insistent that “she knew” or “he must have known” because it makes them feel more secure in their own situation.

Moderately handsome poor man here, my ability to grope people is not dependent upon my looks or bank balance. It is only dependent upon mutual agreement that said groping is welcome.

“I’ll give you a topic: One of the handsomest billionaires ever is neither handsome nor a billionaire. . . .”