Fellow former child carrier here and I second all of that. To this day it’s still mind blowing to me the shit grown ass adults would do to get out of giving $3 biweekly to a kid that had slogged a few miles every day in all kinds of weather to bring them their paper on time.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

+1 placenta falling to the floor

Who are you to judge the decision I made in that moment? It is nice to sit on your pedestal and talk artistic integrity but when you are faced by images that are borderline child pornography and your choice is to let it go and risk a child pornographer go free or report to the cops and let the law decide, it isn’t so…

No. Because that woman doesn’t get divorced.

That person has spoon thumbs.

Kid, I hate to tell you this, mostly because I think you’re too fucking stupid to understand it, but almost nobody goes vegan because they hate meat and cheese. They go vegan because they hate animal abuse, needless slaughter, sexual violation and forced reproduction, environmental destruction, mass deforestation, the…

Because you don’t have to kill an animal or keep large numbers of them in captivity for it?

You know - I mean, you don’t, you’re clearly ignorant - that you can take other kinds of milk and use ancient and legitimate cheese-making techniques on them, and then they turn into cheese, right? Right? And that’s what most vegan cheeses are, right? They’re cheeses. Made with authentic cheese-making techniques and…

Please. I was doing that in the 80s.

jfc. It’s looks like if you tried to pee in the ocean in that thing the piss would shoot up the front, squirt out your cleavage, and hit you in the face.

I truly respect what you have written and I do believe in a vigorous defense. Your first paragraph brought back those memories of that famous case. Your duty as a lawyer is to your client, without a doubt. I will admit I am biased in a way as I was sexually abused as a boy and no one believed me and I felt alone and…

I’m inherently cautious of the “believe them” rhetoric because we, as a nation, did that once before, back in the 80s with child molestation cases - “a child would not lie about this, believe them.” And it led to ruined lives, unjust convictions and a ton of messes. It became seen as offensive to question a victim’s…

Taylor doesn't wear Tom after Labor Day.

Is your name “Presbyterian,” by any chance?

Six months of agony and an inevitable break up.

“You don’t bring me flowers... You don’t sing me love songs... You don’t unfurl giant posters of me and show them to business acquaintances... anymore.”