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Chris ACU
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Maybe they would have been more aggressive with a better QB.

My favorite part was the "wtf am I supposed to do with this" body language from the Knicks d every time he caught the ball deep.

Complaining that the cameras caught it? Seriously? Are we upset when the cameras catch whether they drag their feet for a catch, or whether a fumble occurs before being down? Darn technology

Easily? Muggsy was famous for being short. AI was famous for other things. I would expect anyone with only a passing remembrance of early 2000s NBA to guess Muggsy.

“How one might be familiar with Muggsy Bogues and not Allen Iverson is a feat of the mind I’ll never understand.”

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Honestly, “He strives to lose in less than 3 hours” would be among the better reasons this team has hired a coach.

Getting paid and coasting is the American Dream and Hassan Whiteside is my personal hero.

are intentionally sabotaging the site to cash out.

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

“...the political press was fretting over Elizabeth Warren’s supposed charisma deficit and whether Americans would stand being “lectured to,”...”

You should learn to read.

Darnold: Shh! Listen! I can hear the ghosts now too.

MLB should let the home team choose which baseball they want to use for each game. Add some strategery to this situation. 

I get to be a gun-slinging space Socialist?

I know they haven’t played anyone good except the Bills, but it’s still worth noting the Pats are on pace to absolutely shatter their own NFL record for point differential in a season (+315 in 2007, currently at +175 and on pace for +400).

Too much of mom’s chili

When a joke isn’t funny, it is important to keep telling it. It is this persistence that will someday get me out of the grays.