If you were shot in a mugging, got up, but then got hit by a bus and died, your life would read like this:

Sure it is. It survived all the things in the title. It wasn’t sunk until being towed out to sea and used for a final target practice to sink it.

Civ2 last? Even behind Civ1 and Civ3?

This is what ive been saying for years. That humanity has no need to commute for half the jobs on the planet, just that companies dont trust their employees to work from home. also no need to have everything 9-5, we should have 3 shifts 24 hrs everything, all the time, no more rush hour and less idling traffic.

I see no reason to not back Warren just to own the moderates. 

The Wheel of Time is prooooobably gonna premiere on Amazon by the end of the year. Maybe. Hopefully. But if you start reading the books now you might be done before it starts.

I wish you knew how sad it made me feel to bring YOU out of the greys on Deadspin.

rude of the email of the week to make me cry tbh.

I’m 100 percent in support of the entire Giz family resigning and creating their own independent publication free from Great Hill’s bullshit, and would do everything I could to help out. And a paywall would totally be worth it if it keeps everyone safe from vulture capitalists.

Feel kinda bad that they’re going to have to put you down when everyone leaves here. :/

Not sure there’s gonna be a better place to post this, so here we go:

Waited until the final second, then nailed the 55 yarder. Well played.

We may not all be as eloquent as Will at the end there, but I think it’s safe to say we all feel the same way.

Wearing a John Rocker jersey is the same as wearing a MAGA hat.

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

https://twitter.com/maxwelltani/status/1189572771669577730?s=20

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

The scariest thing about the ouija board story is that a Chick Tract gained enough sentience to write it!

Just a friendly PSA: Civil War battlefields are all haunted. Visit at your own risk!