Over/Under on the next Cowboys head coach being Kellen Moore?

Over/Under on the next Cowboys head coach being Kellen Moore?

I was a no-hitter, but as a batter it’s not something anyone is happy about.

Alex Jones after becoming a SlimFast spokesman.

“review all available facts and evidence, including witness whiteness statements and video posted on social media.”

Herb Stempel could have beaten him. #GOAT

That’s an impermissible benefit.

Thoughts and prayers to his family at this trying time.

Twenty One is rigged. Herbie is the true champ.

Hospitals in my city already ban any recording of anything - no pictures of your ultrasounds, no nothing. The postage signage says it’s HIPAA compliance.... but you and I know better.

Consider salting the rim with Tajin, instead.

Lubbock resident, can confirm. Doesn’t seem to stop the football team from trying to pass 60 though (either offensively or defensively.)

If you don’t hurry, it’ll be at least 157 to go. Amarillo Sod Poodles (Padres affiliate) start play this year.

Now introducing our new flavors, Gold Bond and Icy Hot!

As a graduate of Abilene Christian, I gotta say they’re criminally underrated in hate-ability. For why, please refer to this article from the Texas Tribune, which explains how they recently officially affirmed their longstanding ban* on (certain) employees being gay or doing gay things.

*I also want to point out that…

I really like King K. Roll, but my old main was Ganondorf. Also, I'm very bad. 

Lubbock, Texas reporting: Winds of 30-40mph aren’t even unusual in March. However, the 70-80mph that were predicted for last night are alarming. Tornadoes (multiple confirmed) were touching down south of us and in eastern New Mexico.

This is hell on allergies.

Flight of the Conchords. Clement’s best-known work.