If you switch the numbers in this chart, it applies to Russell Wilson instead

I’m up late googling good teen action and I get this shit?

He’s a good teen

Trick question. There is no such thing.

I would have been the guy off-camera who chimed in with, “Uh... language!”

Vigilante teen is a good teen.

ya

“No it’s in dog years. His age only goes up every 7 years.” - An idiot named Ryan

Someone’s sending a message to the king: you won’t be around forever, old man

This isn’t technically fluoride but one time my dentist had on purple gloves, which I thought was odd but didn’t say anything. Then when he stuck his fingers in my mouth, I realized they were grape flavored. It tasted like a grape ring pop if that ring pop was made of latex and also had been urinated on.

No.

Texas is satisfying as hell, very balanced mixture of straight artificial borders and natural river borders.

Dude, that’s insane! I would never climb so many stairs!

The problem is that it’s much, much harder to stop being a single country than this line of thinking gives credit for. For one, the new Republican States of America would be deep in the red, budget-wise, even before they slash their taxes. You have Texas and then a whole lot of poverty. I guess it will be easier on…

I don’t know. I’m not religious. My point was simply that occasionally—not often, but sometimes—you have to let the kid kick the tires and see if it lights the fires. Think of it like this: it’s your first day at work, you brought your lunch with you (sensible and responsible enough) but everyone else is going to…

Seems redundant?

To be fair they tried to give him a double-breasked jacket but he couldn’t stop laughing, grabbing at the air, and making honking noises.

“If I am Jerry Jones, and I am not a crazy person....”