I wanna see a 30 for 30 on why Texas Tech hasn’t had a good defense once in my entire life.

A good, urgent question. There are a lot of things to be jealous of, honestly.

And I know that I would not be where I am without any of the pain I’ve endured. I know that, if I had gone through life without anything in the way of suffering, I would be less of a person. That includes my time playing football, a sport that prides itself on being the ideal rite of passagefor young, impressionable…

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

But what if your hair is covering a large mole on the top of your head that looks like a yarmulke.

right,subways are large mass transit cars, so they would be both impractically large and would not contain the nutrients for a human being to consume. and worse if you include the tunnels and tracks, they would taste awful.

I HATE having to buy a new vacuum every year or two!

Any recommendations on a diaper bag that still makes me look like I can perform a root canal on a grizzly bear while still carrying my newborn?

It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

If Noah doesn’t want to support an organization that ruins young men’s lives then he shouldn’t have signed with the Knicks.

I’d argue that auditioning for a new job is in his best interest right now.

He’s a professional soccer player. He dribbled past a few guys. Then he kicked the ball.

Sure, but I don’t care about any of that.

Any firearm will work underwater (gunpowder brings its own oxidizer to the party), it’s just the accuracy (especially of a handgun, hence the extended barrel) that suffers. I’m not sure that there’s anything that’s been done on a “waterproofing” front to make it special.

This feels weird to admit but I would have sex with everyone in this photo STARTING with the mascot...

Right - with DFS the “house” is putting up a set prize pool so they already know their losses ahead of time- and are likely raking in much more than that $5 million for this one contest. So the average “play for fun” fan has a much lower chance of winning any of that prize pool because the sharks are going to win 91%…

Okay I see the distinction. That’s a good point. I’d still say, these are people who aren’t just giving their money away all willy-nilly. They are gambling, and they expect a (reasonably) fair field. Insider trading is illegal in the financial industry, I see this as no different.

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

Like so much else with Georgia, he was very close to actually doing some damage. He will remind everyone how close he was for a very long time.