He caught the ball and the cornerback!

As a man, I have a great idea.
If women would like to be heard more in the workplace, when one woman makes a point, the other women in the room should reiterate the idea and credit the initial speaker.

She doesn’t look homeless, she looks like a Floridian.

I assume he means hunting feral hogs out of it. Which have been a problem for Texas in the last two decades, they rip up farm land and kill livestock, which are both big business here. The legislature passed a bill making helicopter hunting legal, and the author said the goal was to “eradicate the species in Texas”

You can shoot pigs out of it.

My eyesight isn’t so good anymore. Can you find a larger picture next time?

I mean, as Jewel said: “As a feminist, I can’t support everything that’s being said tonight, but as somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”

“No cheating!”

Jewel’s response is lovely:

Arizona is Arians Nation!

This continues to piss me off. I never asked for pancakes at 4pm. What I wanted was a cheeseburger before work, dammit.

I’m crying on the toilet, and I didn’t even have Chipotle yesterday.

Agreed. Bye bitches! Leave the kittens behind, please.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Can’t

CTE is real, folks.

Jason Garret has offered to donate his backbone, since he rarely uses his.

Bring back fat kickers.

GQ’s Drew Magary weighs in: