And your point is? For my part, I feel sorry for people who stay married to the same person for a long time; you leave a lot of life on the table by doing that...

“Sean Penn is DESPERATE for Robin Wright to take him back”

This is why you cannot have nice global comparison statistics America...

Yes, celebrate by all means, but you are aware that the US is YEARS behind other, comparable nations (but NOT Yemen!!!!!)

Now me, I liked fat JEB; thin JEB seems too predatorial... maybe that is not an accident.

Gigli... now and forever.

Love is a dog from Hell

Yes, the murdered son... that is a tragedy, yet part of me thinks that were he alive he would have died of shame all the same.

I assume this says, “I am a rapist shitbag”

Discontinuing the practice of analingus is a good first step.

Sorry for being lazy and ignorant, but is the Rashida Jones from the article the actress and daughter of Quincy Jones and Peggy Lipton?

Wow! Exploitation in porn?!? Who’d have guessed?

Yes, you do.

I don’t know where to begin. Perhaps I should mention that in my experience a woman’s ability to achieve orgasm via oral is like getting an aircraft aloft - some are helicopters (boom! instant lift off) and some are like 747s and need a long, long runway.

“Thought you all might want to know that Charlie Sheen ate some bad clams”

If I see you floating down the gutter, I’ll buy you a bottle of wine

I love the Taconic. Yes, that is a classic tactic of theirs, and because of it I lost my license to drive in NY.

How about police benevolent association sticker? My brother in law claims his has worked, but then, he’s a salesman and bullshit is his stock-in-trade

I have seen NY state cops pull over many cars at once on the thruway... there is no safety in numbers, unless one of those numbers decides to boot it; then, yes, you are free to go.

Sad